asilverswordandblessedbullets:

These two are/were amazing!

Yeah, it’s no big deal. We’re awesome all the time. Just can’t help it.

liltush:

moistgenesis:

Look at these cuties

this Dave is tumblr user sirdoctorace~

MANLINESS

That I am.
And it shall be the adventure of the ages!

I’ll be paneling with macabrekawaii in The Philosophy of Pokemon, Let’s Talk About Homestuck, and then Girl’s Guide to Hentai.

SO GET READY, BECAUSE WE’RE GOING TO PAAAAARTY

Do you feel it in your heart
Do you believe in the power of Homestuck?
Search deep within yourself, for the answer lies within.
Do you feel it, that light that calls out to you?
Embrace it’s warmth as it whispers to you, “homestuck”

LOOK DEEP WITHIN YOUR HEART SIMBA
FOR YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.
YOU ARE HOMESTUCK. 

obsessivebookworm13:

At least he isnt talking.

I SHALL SHOW YOU THE DANCE OF MY PEOPLE

macabrekawaii:

sirdoctorace, PRINCE OF FAE, PROTECTOR OF ROCK AND ROLL, AND WEARER OF CAPES AND SHADES.

Backstory:

So yesterday I, as always, updated my facebook quite excessively. Well apparently Sir Mitchell took umbrage with this and told me I updated too much. So I made a snarky update about updating too much, and said he should file a formal complaint.

So being that he is the cause of and solution to all my problems, he lodged a formal fucking complaint:

The formalest of all complaints.

Written upon the bark of the elder tree, with ink formed from the black pits of one thousand souls. It was presented in an envelope adorned with gold, the paper having been recycled from the stolen Constitution of the United States, courtesy of Nicolas Cage; of whom feels strongly about the subject at hand. For it’s smell, it was sprinkled with Oscar Wilde’s lavender scented remains. The wording of such a letter was as follows: “Thou art pinning thine audacious words upon mine door with a frequency that is unacceptable. As such, thou hath been formally notified to cease and desist such actions immediately. This notification hath been presided over by the following: one Sir Nicolas Cage, first of his name, King of Thieves, Presider of Dinosaurs, and Wearer of Birds and one Sir Mitchell Guadagni, first of his name, Prince of the Fae Realm, Protector of Rock and Roll, and Wearer of Capes and Shades.”

So clearly. This had to happen.

artwork by the brutally talented Zombie Romance (y’all should commission her / buy her rad shit!)

As the Prince of Fae, Prince of Rock and Roll, and Wearer of Capes and Shades

I deem this story both true and well-accounted. Her status’ were as unruly as they were overwhelming, and had to be culled accordingly.
However, we here are gentlepeople of sense. So the formalest of all motherfucking complaints was in order.

My job here is done, the internet is now safe.


Zombie Romance is absolutely phenomenal, and as she has drawn my visage here so shall she draw your wildest dreams in the forms of commissions.

Why thank you!
The money would go to the funds of Taking Names Inc., a sub-corporation of Ass-Kickery Co. 

aria-glow:

The coronation of Prom King and Queen and the dance.

Calliope, Vriska and Fem!Signless

Passing on the crown!

Yesterday, on Halloween, I saw a girl dressed as a Pikachu.
Chilling with some friends in my Morty cosplay at my dorm’s lounge, I leaped from my seat in surprise.
“Is that a Pikachu?!”
She turned towards me and giggled, “Yes it is!”

That was when I tossed my handy dandy Masterball at her.
Gotta catch ‘em all motherfuckers.

macabrekawaii:

yo my bro’s mangrit is through the roof (Taken with Instagram)

So much Mangrit
So many Dave’s
So little Time

macabrekawaii:

Happy Birthday, sirdoctorace! I drew this really amazing fanart of him and his pokemon team + Stunfisk because he took 5ever to tell me his team, and Stunfisk is the pokemon of shame. (Seriously what is up with Stunfisk? Ground AND electric? Doesn’t even evolve? You are a total asshole Stunfisk, I hate you and your face.)

I put a fancy border on it so you know it is Quality Art. 

I mean, this is my OC DO NOT STEAL. 

snakewife helped me draw this because my art skills are about as good as Caliborn’s so thnx 4 the sketch bb. Everyone should read her awesome webcomic Cat Sick

This is the bestest thing by far, ever.
And it’s officially on my wall.
For being the best like no one ever was.

macabrekawaii:

So I wrote a romantic ballad for sirdoctorace

Sometimes awesome people do awesome things.
Like this, for example. 

So today I was in my University’s dining hall, acquiring delicious edibles, when I saw a girl with a very large, knit, messenger bag by the fruit section.
She would look around frantically, and then quickly smuggle some apples into her bag, before repeating the process.

So I snuck up behind her, and just when she went to grab an apple, I popped up and sang,
“Gotta keep,
One jump ahead of the breadline,
One swing ahead of the sword,
I steal only what I can’t afford ♪
(And that’s everything)”

Never have I ever seen anyone jump so high. 

Due to college shenanigans, I have not had the opportunity yet to catch the update.
This has been sent to me by several people.

I do not yet understand it’s significance. Or why I should be wearing a striped sweater.